Then he found himself in a college composition class, and suddenly the writing gene sort of kicked in.
I am very glad that somewhere floating around in his gene pool he found some creativity and sarcasm which surfaced in his comparison/ contrast essay called “Men Vs.
Because they are ugly and smell bad.” I don’t think my mother or sister really ever thought that was funny, because they don’t have the best senses of humor sometimes.
He would usually say that when he and I were sitting in the car waiting for Mom and Brooke so we could go somewhere that we usually didn’t want to go anyway.
Women do not realize how irritating they are when they are concerned about doing housework or laundry while men are trying to enjoy their one day off.
The remote control is also something that women don’t understand.
It takes women hours to apply all of that stuff to their bodies. They lose a lot of sleep on the other end too because it takes so long to take off all of their daytime beauty products and put on their night time beauty products.
Men probably average two hours more of sleep per night than women, because we can be ready in a quick shower plus three minutes tops. Maybe if they just got that couple extra hours of sleep, they wouldn’t need all of that warpaint to cover up the bags, dark circles, and ugly blemishes that only they seem to be able to see. ground beef l large white onion, choppped Brown and drain off grease before adding: 1 large can stewed tomatoes in chunks 2 large cans S and W kidney beans, rinsed Bring chili to a boil, and it is ready to serve in just 20 minutes from start to finish.
She said it was because she wrote all the checks to keep the household running, but I think it was because she spent all our money.
Dad would write checks for good things like oil and brake pads and ammunition, but Mom spent most of our money on boring things like food and clothes and propane.